– Drunk, yes. Drunk! Yes, if I were sober … I would have bypassed you freaks five kilometers away. Unregistered hunting rifle and cartridges for it.Īnd that … hungover … head like a barrel. In short, well, everything is bored. Answers: – For what purpose did you try to enter the territory of the Zone, having with you They grabbed a novice stalker at the checkpoint and let’s torture: In addition to heartfelt conversations and anecdotes, stalkers sometimes strum the guitar They say that a walking anomaly is wandering around the zone – a teetotal and non-smoking stalker. Lured by the smell of milk or semolina. Remote detection method – at a distance of 200 meters from the object, the Geiger counter goes off scale. – Well, I’ve heard. And what are we going to do now? The bloodsucker paused, paused and said to him: – I messed up. I’m screaming, can anyone hear? The long man already has full pants of hedgehogs … but he still answers: Then someone catches up with him and … bang! on the back of the backpack. Well, he turns around, and there is a bloodsucker. He’s so sad. And squishes him: Somehow the long man got lost and shouts: – Yes, not at all! – says the controller, – thank you for the doctor. A trifle, but nice … – This is you, dear, the controller warns. My recipe is this: next time you go deeper into the zone, be sure to put a bottle on him. And then, the hour is uneven, the dream will turn into reality. – Doctor, I can’t sleep at all … I dream that I am locked in a sarcophagus … with a bunch of monsters, and they slowly tear me to pieces. – What and? And he should. Ha. And then I went to Freedom … Stalker is one of the most “popular” games in the post-Soviet space. This is evidenced by the popularity of various custom modifications, and the violent reaction to each new teaser for the second part of the series . Today, even the jokes told by stalkers around the fire and in the bar evoke a feeling of nostalgia. We have collected the best of them in this article. The funniest anecdotes from the STALKER series
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